You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When...

+You wake up, face down, on the pavement.
+You get to work and find a 60 Minutes News Team waiting in your office.
+Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
+You wake up and discover that your waterbed broke... and then you realize you don't have a waterbed.
+You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of your city.
+Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
+Your car horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
+Your four-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
+You realize you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
+Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her kittens in your dresser drawer.
+You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
+You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonite and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
+Airline food starts to taste good.
+Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
+Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
+Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
+You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.
+The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
+Your income tax refund check bounces.
+You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
and finally...
+It costs more to fill up your car that it did to buy it.

Life is meant to be lived. Get out and enjoy every second.


xoxoxo

Update on last week's post: I survived and made it past Thursday's tune-up to the ICD. Turns out, the nurse in the office had misread the settings on my implanted device. I believe she now owes me about four boxes of hair color and the last two years of my life back!